Porpoise Parody - "Hey Mr Dan Marino"

I love college football.  NFL?  Not so much.  But if I was a pro football fan, I'd probably have to go with the Miami Dolphins.

We lived in Miami Beach for four years…

The Worst Top 20 Of All Time 

I've never really been in a successful band, though the first one, in high school, was by far the most fun. The fact is, I don't think I was ever meant to be…

Totally Tubular, Brah

What is it about vacuum tubes?  Why would so many of us pay so much for for gear that has electronics that are modeled after 1940s-era technology?  Though it seems odd and outdated, most guitar players will…

Time-Life Music Collections Of the Future

We were watching one of those Saturday evening Time-Life audio collections on TV the other day (yes, I admit we do watch them sometimes) when they started playing tunes from lesser known bands like…

The 5 Seasons: Autumn, Winter, Spring, Summer, and Torture

Summer always reminds me of how much I love the Fall.  Nothing wrong with summer, I'm just not a big fan, though it is very hot today and I could use…

Pilsners and Venturis

Cars used to be pretty simple, and as far as I ever knew, beer was just beer.  Both have changed a lot over the years.

One night way back when, a friend (hey, Ken) and I had…

The FrankenGibson

I bought my first "real" guitar in 1976.  It's a '67 Gibson SG Standard, with a dark walnut finish (think Angus Young, Frank Zappa, Robby Kreiger and you get the picture).  The same year I bought it, I…

The Lost Summer Of 1974

My parents brought my brother Jerry and me to Central Florida in early June of '74.  Between the two of us, we had virtually no money, and even fewer friends.  But we did have each…

Album Trivia #3:  Gotta Get Better To Die

One night last year, I woke up in the dead of night (as often happened around that time) with music, lyrics and a catchy song title swirling around in my head, so…

If "Bad Santa" Played Guitar, This Is What It Would Probably Sound Like

Here's your Christmas present. One night in late 1985, out of sheer boredom, I decided to do my spin on a classic Xmas song. For what it's…

Getting Loopy In The Woodshed

Looks like it's gonna be a long haul with COVID-19. It's a good thing I was somewhat introverted in the first place! Even so, it's definitely getting old, but we are determined to not get…

In Praise Of Crappy Musical Gear

At age 13, my parents let me buy a $29 acoustic guitar at Musicland in the mall. And although I am grateful for that, it probably explains why I quickly learned to like electric…

Album Trivia #2: Fixin' Ta Lernya, Don't Wanna Concernya!

I am, literally, a Florida Man (Song #6 on my album "gettin' deep"). Lifelong Florida resident, born and raised here. So I hope my fellow natives will let me get away…

Album Trivia #1 - It's YUUUUUGE!

When I was a kid, I loved those stupid/fun Atomic Bug Movies. Yeah, they're awful, but I've always had a soft spot for the concept of big critters stepping on buildings. The last song…

It's gettin' deep, folks.

Actually, that's the name of my new album. I'm very excited about it. Check it out and then, well, um, "check out", if you know what I mean...

The silver lining to not getting gigs? Enough…

Bleach!  Bank It!  Bingo!

Well, it looks like I'm back in business (well, sorta) a little earlier than I had planned.  Was gonna be June 1, but I guess I'll jump the gun by a week or so.  It's OK…

Will I Still Know How To Play My Guitar?

It seems that, while on "COVID-19 leave" over the last two months, I may have concentrated a little too hard on learning new material.  I had forgotten how to play a…

A Painful Florida "Re-Entry".  Ouch, Go Easy On Me, Doctor!

We continue to religiously shelter in place here at home. I'm not going to accept any work until June 1st.  In my opinion, we should all be waiting until at…

Bad Hair Day, Good Guitar Day

I just reminded myself how excruciating it is to make a music video. It takes forever, but it is sorta fun. Just posted two of them on my video page. I will never…

The Year The Earth Stood Still

"Klaatu Birada Nikto". The famous phrase that commands Gort, the alien robot, to go out in search of more toilet paper and Purell. Lately, the 50s-era sci-fi classic The Day The Earth Stood Still…

This Is Not A Drill.  It's A Sledgehammer.

Multiple gigs --- OK, all of my gigs --- are cancelled due to Coronavirus. Damn. In truth, I cancelled many of them myself. This virus crisis is getting scary and I'm simply…

OK, So Here's The Thing, Folks

This new "What's Up?" section of my website is where I'll be posting about big events, updates on my upcoming album, and generally, where I will spew about whatever comes to mind. Feel free…